Automatic ;; Naomi

2011-01-22T17:42:00.001Z

have a tumblr?

http://burymealive-.tumblr.com

follow me? i'm 20 away from 200 :3

2010-12-21T22:34:00.000Z

new tumblr:

http://almostnumb.tumblr.com

2010-09-18T15:38:00.002+01:00

i've changed the url to something new:

http://collideintome.tumblr.com :)

What's your biggest phobia?

2010-07-23T17:19:00.001+01:00

manikins.

ask/tell me something <3

2010-06-01T14:14:00.002+01:00

http://takecover.tumblr.com/

you should like, totally follow me there.

2010-05-31T22:57:00.001+01:00

2010-05-31T22:47:00.003+01:00

tonight with jessy has actually been hilarious :'D

jessy: NAOMI IS A DIRTY PERVERT, DONT TRY AND DENY IT!
me: jessy. babe. why, oh why would i deny something that is true? ;) LMAO
jessy: LOOL YOU SLAG lol jk i love you ... slut ;D
me: and i love you... whore ;D
jessy: YOUVE SPAMMED SO MUCH ON MY PAGE BITCH
me: OUT OF LOVE ♥♥♥
jessy: ILL GET TOM ON YOU
me: please do ;)
jessy: TO BEND YOU OVER HIS KNEE AND SLAP YOU ASS
me: oh baby ;)
jessy: *BARE ASS. SO YOULL BE SORE FOR THE NEXT WEEK
me: he can rub it better ;)
jessy: THATS RIGHT ¬¬ TOM KAULITZ LOOOOOL
me: THE KING OF VIAGRA ;D
jessy: HE'LL BE POPPIN VIAGRA PILLZ STILL
me: he'll be poppin' much more ;D
jessy: YOUR NOT MEANT TO ENJOY YOURSELF
me: not my fault he makes it so enjoyable ;)
jessy: THAT POST PROVES WHAT A TRUE SLAG YOU ARE
me: LMFAO. I'M A SLAG FOR YOU BABY ;)

...

me: i saw you at the beach today. LOL JK that was a whale. :) ♥♥
jessy: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.. LOL JK THAT WAS TOM KAULITZ
me: OML. have a grammy! :''''''''''''D pissed :''D
jessy: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.

pahah. i actually love her :''D august is going to be insane! ♥

2010-05-31T20:30:00.003+01:00

Milan Stanković - Fejs (Face)

i actually love this song :'D

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newww. pah :']

2010-05-31T19:58:00.001+01:00

jessy: i feel proud. ive influenced your vocabulary 8)
me: and i've influenced yours :)

:'D <333'

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1st place: tokio hotel - world behind my wall
:D

2010-05-31T18:55:00.001+01:00

am i supposed to be happy, if all i ever wanted, it comes with a price?

2010-05-31T18:53:00.001+01:00

face down in the dirt, she said 'this doesn't hurt!'

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do you feel like a man when you push her around? do you feel better now as she falls to the ground?

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Take a step back and look at me, hold your arms out willingly. i'll look into your eyes and i'll whisper in your ear;
Fuck you.

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2010-05-30T23:17:00.002+01:00

Daddy Day Care
Tokio Hotel MTV World Stage
The Mask

:'''D tonight has actually been the best night ever ♥

2010-05-30T22:57:00.002+01:00

me: *watching tokio hotel MTV world stage." WE ARE DOGS UNLEASHED! YOU AND I!
mum: do you like this song by any chance?
me: well duhhhhhh! ooo. this one is good too! HELLO! HELLO! OH THE TV IN YOUR PLACE ON RADIO-OH
mum: ... O.o

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2010-05-30T21:16:00.002+01:00

yo guys it's;

LAMINATED!

i'm watching Daddy Day Care with a bag of popcorn xDDD Charlie's son is just the cutest little thing >.<'

2010-05-30T19:18:00.005+01:00

i'm in a really bad mood.

my mom asked me what i wanted for tea. i said "tomato soup and bread please" she then asked my brother what he wanted for tea. he was like "i don't mind". she made him a bacon baguette. half an hour later, mom told me she was off to nottingham. i said "i thought you were making soup?" and she said "you didn't seem fussed about it" so i said "but i said that soup and bread would be fine. james was the one who wasn't fussed about eating but you made him something that takes longer to cook" and she had a go at me. and then my dad had a go at me.

i don't get it. >.>

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2010-05-30T17:56:00.005+01:00

you're an actual dick. why do you keep stealing my fosters? mom buys dad boddingtons, you john smiths and me fosters. so why don't you drink what mom buys for you, instead of drinking what she buys for me? no wonder i always run out. mom always shouts at me for drinking loads of it in a day, but no. it's been you all along! and so when i ask you to stop drinking my drinks, you have a go at me about the spot creams. well. FYI, the spot cream was mine, but you took it for your spots (which you could've done when you were a teenager, not when you're 20) and never put it back in my makeup bag. you know you didn't so don't deny it. but when you put it back in my makeup back, you put it back in empty. jeez, no wonder i stole yours, which, by the way, you could've used instead of mine. and no, mom saying "maybe naomi will let you borrow hers until i get one of your own in a couple of days" doesn't mean "maybe you can take naomi's and not give it back and claim it's for the both of you" -___-

eugh. you actually do my nut in ¬_¬ please stop stealing my stuff when you don't like me stealing your stuff ¬_¬. "one rule for you, another for others" is the most annoying thing. ever.

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100 Bands [or Musicians] To Which I Listen To:
1. The Beatles.
2. Bon Jovi.
3. The Fray.
4. Leona Lewis.
5. Taylor Swift.
6. Miley Cyrus.
7. Demi Lovato.
8. Taking Back Sunday.
9. The Academy Is…
10. Alesana.
11. Blessthefall.
12. Colbie Caillat.
13. John Lennon.
15. Katy Perry.
16. Michael Buble.
17. The Hives.
18. The Killers.
19. Norma Jean.
20. August Burns Red.
21. Every Time I Die.
22. Paramore.
23. Adam Lambert.
24. Eyes Set To Kill.
25. As I Lay Dying.
26. Flogging Molly.
27. Pink.
28. Cobra Starship.
29. David Bowie.
30. Elton John.
31. Billy Joel.
32. Stevie Wonder.
33. Of Montreal.
34. AC/DC.
35. Metallica.
36. Motley Crue.
37. Aerosmith.
38. Alanis Morissette.
39. Alexisonfire.
40. Anberlin.
41. Carrie Underwood.
42. The Clash.
43. Forever The Sickest Kids.
44. Mayday Parade.
45. Cage The Elephant.
46. Daughtry.
47. The Fratellis.
48. Franz Ferdinand.
49. The Dead Weather.
50. Between The Trees.
51. Cobra Starship.
52. Miranda Lambert
53. Gavin DeGraw.
54. Hannah Montana.
55. Further Seems Forever.
56. Angels & Airwaves.
57. Guns N’ Roses.
58. Duran Duran.
59. Finch.
60. Fiction Family.
61. Dropkick Murphys.
62. Creedence Clearwater Revival.
63. Here I Come Falling.
64. Iron Maiden.
65. A Change of Pace.
66. Kelly Clarkson.
67. Ingrid Michaelson.
68. Modest Mouse.
69. Justin Timberlake.
70. The Hush Sound.
71. OK Go.
72. Queen.
73. The Raconteurs.
74. Selena Gomez & The Scene.
75. Pink Floyd.
76. Switchfoot.
77. Relient K.
78. Sky Eats Airplane.
79. Oasis.
80. U2.
81. The Rolling Stones.
82. Sara Bareilles.
83. Lady Antebellum
84. The Veronicas.
85. We The Kings.
86. ActionReaction.
87. Red Jumpsuit Apparatus.
88. ABBA.
89. Michael Jackson.
90. OneRepublic.
91. Belle & Sebastian.
92. David Cook.
93. Buddy Holly.
94. Blink-182.
95. Death Cab For Cutie.
96. Frank Sinatra.
97. Black Rebel Motorcycle Club.
98. Journey.
99. 30 Seconds To Mars.
100. Muse.

100 Movies I Have Seen:
1. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone.
2. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets.
3. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban.
4. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.
5. Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix.
6. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.
7. Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring.
8. Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers.
9. Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King.
10. The Hobbit: The Animated Version.
11. Twilight.
12. New Moon.
13. Toy Story.
14. Toy Story 2.
15. Alice In Wonderland.
16. Sleeping Beauty.
17. Meet The Robinsons.
18. The Incredibles.
19. Finding Nemo.
20. Cinderella.
21. Beauty and the Beast.
22. The Little Mermaid.
23. The Dark Knight.
24. Enchanted.
25. Sunshine Cleaning.
26. V For Vendetta.
27. The Hangover.
28. Sweeney Todd.
29. Charlie & the Chocolate Factory.
30. Edward Scissorhands.
31. Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl.
32. Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest.
33. Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End.
34. Four Brothers.
35. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.
36. Dead Poets Society.
37. The Goonies.
38. Stand By Me.
39. Transformers.
40. Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen.
41. Marley & Me.
42. Mrs. Doubtfire.
43. Labyrinth.
44. Anchorman.
45. Walk The Line.
46. Juno.
47. Night At The Museum 1.
48. Night At THe Museum 2.
49. National Treasure 1.
50. National Treasure 2.
51. Finding Neverland.
52. Made of Honor.
53. 27 Dresses.
54. Fight Club.
55. Queen of the Damned.
56. The Breakfast Club.
57. Pretty In Pink.
58. The Lost Boys.
59. Boondock Saints.
60. American History X.
61. Batman Begins.
62. Hairspray.
63. The Devil Wears Prada.
64. 101 Dalmatians.
65. The Aristocats.
66. The Sword in the Stone.
67. Peter Pan.
68. Mulan.
69. Pocahontas.
70. Saving Private Ryan.
71. Spiderman 1.
72. Spiderman 2.
73. Spiderman 3.
74. Pinocchio.
75. X-Men.
76. X2.
77. X-Men: The Last Stand.
78. Wolverine.
79. The Da Vinci Code.
80. Angels & Demons.
81. Superman Returns.
82. Aladdin.
83. Hercules.
84. Eragon.
85. The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe.
86. Prince Caspian.
87. Elf.
88. Slumdog Millionaire.
89. Crash.
90. Chicago.
91. Moulin Rouge.
92. Forrest Gump.
93. Platoon.
94. One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest.
95. The Shining.
96. Brokeback Mountain.
97. Up.
98. WALL-E.
99. The Lion King.
100. A Clockwork Orange.

100 Songs That I Love:
1. Bleeding Love - Leona Lewis.
2. Revolution - The Beatles.
3. Imagine - John Lennon.
4. Heroes - David Bowie.
5. Syndicate - The Fray.
6. Sink Into Me - Taking Back Sunday.
7. Night of the Hunter - 30 Seconds To Mars.
8. Starlight - Muse.
9. Ignorance - Paramore.
10. Better In Time - Leona Lewis.
11. Season - The Academy Is…
12. Bottle It Up - Sara Bareilles.
13. Leave the Bourbon On the Shelf - The Killers.
14. Strawberry Fields Forever - The Beatles.
15. Consoler of the Lonely - The Raconteurs.
16. Fly On The Wall - Miley Cyrus.
17. Haven’t Met You Yet - Michael Buble.
18. Can’t Breathe - Leona Lewis.
19. Changes - David Bowie.
20. Superstition - Stevie Wonder.
21. Happy - Leona Lewis.
22. Daggers Speak Louder Than Words - Alesana.
23. You Found Me - The Fray.
24. Hand In My Pocket - Alanis Morissette.
25. Forever & Always - Taylor Swift.
26. Strut - Adam Lambert.
27. Adelaide - Anberlin.
28. Tranquilize - The Killers.
29. (Just Like) Starting Over - John Lennon.
30. The Kill - 30 Seconds To Mars.
31. The Phrase That Pays - The Academy Is…
32. Here We Go Again - Demi Lovato.
33. Ring of Fire - Johnny Cash.
34. Crushcrushcrush - Paramore.
35. The Number of the Beast - Iron Maiden.
36. Hello Hurricane - Switchfoot.
37. December Baby - Ingrid Michaelson.
38. Tick Tick Boom - The Hives.
39. Instant Karma (We All Shine On) - John Lennon.
40. Welcome To The Jungle - Guns N’ Roses.
41. Love Song - Sara Bareilles.
42. Crisis - Alexisonfire.
43. I Do Not Hook Up - Kelly Clarkson.
44. Congratulations, I Hate You - Alesana.
45. Jaded - Aerosmith.
46. He Could Be The One - Hannah Motana.
47. I Walk The Line - Johnny Cash.
48. Falling Down - Selena Gomez & The Scene.
49. Signed, Sealed, Delivered I’m Yours - Stevie Wonder.
50. Nobody Told Me - John Lennon.
51. Don’t Stop Believin’ - Journey.
52. Mannequin - Katy Perry.
53. Godspeed - Anberlin.
54. Everything’s Magic - Angels & Airwaves.
55. Stop and Stare - OneRepublic.
56. Rockstar - Hannah Montana.
57. Spaceman - The Killers.
58. Ragdoll - Aerosmith.
59. Slow Down - The Academy Is…
60. Nobody Loves You (When You’re Down and Out) - John Lennon.
61. Sunday Bloody Sunday - U2.
62. Somebody To Love - Queen.
63. Breakaway - Kelly Clarkson.
64. Suffer for Fashion - Of Montreal.
65. Across The Universe - The Beatles.
66. The Adventure - Angels & Airwaves.
67. Wonderwall - Oasis.
68. Waking Up In Vegas - Katy Perry.
69. Cold Turkey - John Lennon.
70. Citizen Erased - Muse.
71. Be OK - Ingrid Michaelson.
72. What’s It Feel Like To Be A Ghost? - Taking Back Sunday.
73. Store Bought Bones - The Raconteurs.
74. Dr. Feelgood - Motley Crue.
75. How To Save A Life - The Fray.
76. Whyyawannabringmedown - Kelly Clarkson.
77. Autumn Beds - Modest Mouse.
78. Party In The U.S.A. - Miley Cyrus.
79. Sober - Pink.
80. Love Story - Taylor Swift.
81. Hello Alone - Anberlin.
82. Hysteria - Muse.
83. Die Alone - Ingrid Michaelson.
84. #9 Dream - John Lennon.
85. Octopus’s Garden - The Beatles.
86. For Your Entertainment - Adam Lambert.
87. Hook Me Up - The Veronicas.
88. Hey Little World - The Hives.
89. Wine Red - The Hush Sound.
90. Emergency - Paramore.
91. Young Blood Spills Tonight - Eyes Set To Kill.
92. Breakout - Miley Cyrus.
93. Uprising-Muse.
94. Buffalo Gals - Every Time I Die.
95. Hate To Say I Told You So - The Hives.
96. God - John Lennon.
97. Got Dynamite - Demi Lovato.
98. Hang You From The Heavens - The Dead Weather.
99. Fallin’ For You - Colbie Caillat.
100. Turtles All The Way Down - Every Time I Die.

2010-05-30T16:30:00.003+01:00

cross out what you have, italicize what you want.

~~1. A cellphone.~~
~~2.A hair straightener~~
~~3. Your own computer~~
4. Your own car.
5. Chanel/Dior/Gucci sunglasses
6. A designer purse
7. A boyfriend/girlfriend
~~8. A curling iron.~~
9. Every Fall Out Boy CD.
10. Something from American Eagle.
~~11.Something from Hot Topic~~
12. Something From Hollister.
13. Something from Abercrombie.
14. A pet.
~~15. A trophy/award.~~
16. Full/Queen size bed.
17. King-size bed.
~~18. An iPod.~~
19.Something from a professional team.
~~20. Ever had more than $100 at a time.~~
21. Monster, Full Throttle, Amp, Red Bull, etc in your fridge.
~~22. Something Green Day.~~
23. Xanga.
~~24. Myspace.~~
~~25. Makeup.~~
26. A desk in your room
27. A hill in your backyard.
28. DDR.
29. A pair of skis.
~~30. An alarm clock.~~
31. A pair of ice skates.
32. Rollerblades.
33. Treadmill.
34. Your own phone line.
35. AIM.
36. Yahoo!
~~37. MSN.~~
38. ICQ.
39. AOL.
~~40. Perume/cologne.~~
~~41. Bath lotion.~~
~~42. Necklaces and bracelets.~~
43. A journal/diary.
~~44. Yogurt and peaches in your frigde.~~
45. X's in your screen name.
46. A birthday in September.
47. A favous relative.
48. A realtive in a different state/province.
49. A disowned relative.
50. A relative that lives in Florida.
51. Your own bathroom.
52. Your own band.
~~53. Any rock band shirts.~~
~~54. A guitar.~~
55. A hammock.
~~56. A basketball hoop.~~
~~57. A soccer net.~~
~~58. A bike.~~
59. An electric scooter.
60. A minivan.
61. A.V.C. Andrews book.
~~62. A friend that does drugs/alcohol/smokes~~
63. A locker a school.
64. A baby.(?)
~~65. Sparkly blue nail polish.~~
66. A "Vote for Pedro" shirt.
67. The movie "40 Year Old Virgin".
68. A promise ring.
69. A pool table.
70. A swimming pool.
71. Trampoline.
72. Livejournal.
~~73. Flip flops.~~
74. Steve Madden shoes.
~~75. The Sims 2.~~
76. A ping pong table.
77. An air hockey table.
78. A basement.
~~79. Converse~~
80. Construction paper.
~~81. Markers, crayons, etc..~~
~~82. Coloring books.~~
83. A nice singing voice.
~~84. Gamecube.~~
~~85. Xbox.~~
~~86. Playstation~~
~~87. PS2~~
88. PSP.
89. Some type of disease.
90. Rose Red movie.
~~91. VCR/DVD player~~
~~92. A mom or dad.~~
~~93. An older brother.~~
94. An older sister.
95. A younger brother.
96. A younger sister.
97. A sled.
98. A lake/pond/river/ocean near your house.
~~99. Friends who like you.~~

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lyssa: I hope who ever did this to you gets arrested or something.
me: it all depends on what the police find out about this person ;/
lyssa: What do you mean, like, if they're mental or something?
me: LOL! they probably are mental ;L but it's more in the case of if they've beaten someone else up or been in prison before.

:''D

2010-05-29T23:22:00.004+01:00

jenna: yeah thats understandable. have you spoken to the police then?
me: while in the ambulance, yeah. but i haven't heard from them since
jenna: ahhh okay
me: they were supposed to contact me a couple of days after the incident ;/
jenna: hmm thats a bit silly
me: yepp ;/
jenna: well actually its very stupid.
me: yeah ;/ i might have to ring in tomorrow according to ian. the officer who came and sat with me in the ambulance
jenna: ahh ok cool
me: when i got off the ambulance, all my friends were like "he's fit! wow! :O" to me :'D
jenna: haaaaaa!!! luck you ;)
me: ;)
jenna: lolll
me: he's lucky i didn't jump on him ;) :'D
jenna: haaaaaaa!!!
me: ;p
jenna: so good time in the ambulance then? ;)
me: well. if the paramedics weren't there, then yes ;)

:''D

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the last one of Tokio Hotel captioned pictures for today. (:

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I swear, at any moment I was about to collapse. This was it. I licked my lips and wait for Tom to start. What was going to happen? I hadn’t done this before. I started to panic. Tom couldn’t see though…

And then, still smiling, Tom reached inside his pocket and pulled out a – Wait, what?!

Sitting in Tom’s hand, was not what you think it is. In fact, it was a watch. That’s right, a watch. A glow in the dark watch. Tom’s eyes lit up as he stared at it in amazement, before holding it up for me to see.

“Isn’t it cool?” he whispered, gazing in admiration at the small, glow in the dark, spider-man watch.

:''''''D

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these texts actually made my day :'D

"hey babes, is your face any better? and have you heard from the police yet? loveyou xx"

my response: who's this? i don't have you in my phone book >.< my face isn't that much better and i've not heard from the police yet ;/ x

and then she goes, "it's sherice : fuckin hell! i swear down now if i c her again she'l be the 1 needin a ambulance. i was thinking bwt it earlier! loveyou x x"

sherice always knows how to make me laugh. :''''D

2010-05-29T15:06:00.004+01:00

it's too small -_- it says;
tom: jass admit it yow ze gay twin, Biu. mit yow feazas, und yow glitta, und yow leazar, und yow heelz, und yow purses, und yow makeup, und yow pwancing, und yow nail, und yow jizz tawget tattoo
bill: ja. bat i don suck dick
tom: >.>

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hmm. i'm in the mood for a day of tokio hotel and tokio hotel captioned pictures :'''D

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interview with dan (Dan Is Not On Fire from youtube)

Phil: hey Dan. wanna' answer some questions?
Dan: no. *laughter*
Phil: penis Dan. penis penis penis. ... what is your favourite frut? and Phil's too.
Dan: is that what the question is?! *laughter*
Phil: i like watermelon
Dan: would i be the most boring person in the world if i say orange?
Phil: yes ... would you let someone eat mushed jaffa cakes off your naked body?
Dan: yeah...
Phil: you don't like jaffa cakes
Dan: ... that's a good point actually
Phil: are you Jesus?
Dan: yes. yes i am.
Phil: i have skittles in my mouth. wanna' taste the rainbow?
Dan: *laughs* are all these questions rude?
Phil: yeah that's what your fans are. you're all sick. mine are all about lions and fluffy kittens
Dan: no they're all the same fans but they just like to express themselves on my channel.
Phil: okay the next question is can i come to your house and touch you in your sleep?
Dan: you can stroke my Cabala while i sleep ... that's not my cabala ... or that you idiot.
Phil: would you bum susan boyle for spare change?
Dan: nooo. i'd rather be the most homeless poor person in the entire world then bum susan boyle thank you very much
Phil: what boxers are you wearing right now?
Dan: i'm wearing orange spotty ones
Phil: what is your opinion on giraffes?
Dan: sexyyyy
Phil: do a giraffe noise
Dan: giraffe's don't make a noise
Phil: they do! they're like *makes giraffe noise*
Dan: how many times have we been over this?
Phil: would you consider having hobbit hair for more than a day?
Dan: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Phil: have you ever played gay chicken? would you want to play it with Phil on camera for us?
Dan: for 12 billion pounds
Phil: my paypall is amazingphil@gmail.com
Dan: *laughs* shut up
Phil: what's the meaning of life in one word?
Dan: chihuahua
Phil: *coughs*
Dan: DIEEEEEEEEEE
Phil: roses are red, violets are blue, i like spaghetti, let's fuck
Dan: *laughs hysterically*
Phil: link or luigi
Dan: luigi all the way. luigi's awesome
Phil: if you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your stomach?
Dan: *laughs* eumm that's a good question actually. what would happen?
Phil: you'd implode
Dan: an implotion would occur
Phil: what's your favourite beyoncé? *laughs* that was meant to be what's your favourite animal?
Dan: *laughs* what? phil knows how to read! wha'ts your favourite beyoncé!
Phil: do you like beyoncé? 'cz i do. she wants beyoncé's face tattooed to her face. if you like it then you should've put a ring on it. if you like it then you should've put a ring on it. i've got beyoncé's face tattooed onto my face. look!
Dan: great *laughs*
Phil: you, me, professor oak, a pokemon battle, promptly followed by a threesome. you in?
Dan: *laughs* noo. if it was gary oak then i would be IN THERE.
Phil: is your penis really 2 foot long and glowing blue?
Dan: YES. do you want me to get it out?
Phil: yes please
Dan: *gets out blue bottle*
Phil: what do you see in voldermort that makes you want to be him?
Dan: ohh mann just those slits on his nose . you know what i'm thinking when i look at them. mmm ;)
Phil: ... what are you thinking when you look at them?
Dan: it's be great to put rotisery style kebabs in them
Phil: *laughs* have you ever gone skinny dipping?
Dan: course i have! everytime i get in the bath ;D
Phil: who would win in a fight? a darlik or a ninja?
Dan: well obviously a darlik. a ninja would be all HUAAA WOOO WAHHH and a darlik would just be like pzzzt.
Phil: do you smoke?
Dan: NOOOO
Phil: do you play guitar and what guitars do you like?
Dan: i've spent a lot of money on guitars in my time, but i like these ones *picks up several guitar hero guitars*. i did play the piano though. badly.
Phil: what would you do if a girl came up to you and she was all like 'oh my god oh my god oh my god it's dan aaaaaahhhhh!'
Dan: i would kick her in the face :) ... not really. i'd give you hugs :D
Phil: finish this sentence. i want to push a vantaleen lily against a wall and...
Dan: feed her hotdogs!
Phil: what is the last fury thing that you touched
Dan: Phil's mum
Phil: hey! no it wasn't.
Dan: that's what he thinks ;)

:''''D

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1. Who was your last text from?
lindsay

2. Where was your default picture taken?
living room

3. Your relationship status?
single

4. Have you ever lost a close friend?
yep

5. What is your current mood?
slightly tired.

6. How many siblings do you have?
2

7. Whats your brother(s)/sister(s) names?
jon (or jack. his friends from his home in leeds call him that) and james

8. Where do you wish you were right now?
umm i don't really know ;s

9. Have a crazy side?
of course!

10. Ever had a near death experience?
uhh no?

11. Something you do a lot?
listen to music. yeah boiiiiiii.

12. Angry at anyone?
yes ¬_¬

13. What's stopping you from going for the person you like?
because i don't go for them, they have to come to me.

14. When was the last time you cried?
yesterday. i hate crying, but i'm still traumatised and in a state of shock from wednesday and i almost can't control what i do -___-

15. Is there anyone you would do anything for?
yes :3

16. What do you think about when you are falling asleep?
my day?

17. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
mum? i think.

18. What is your favorite song?
i have many. Perfect by Hedley, That Day by Tokio Hotel, Wrapped In Your Arms by Fireflight, Fireworks by You Me At Six, Running Away by Paddock Park and Gloria/Us Waiting by Acceptance

19. What are you doing right now?
this quiz. fool.

20. Who do you trust with your life?
lindsay + grace ♥

21. Where did you get the shirt you are wearing?
new look

22. Have you kissed someone in the past week?
april on the cheek. if that counts?

23. Who is your friend that lives closest to you?
all my friends from Duffield?

24. Describe your life in one word?
crap :)

25.Who are you thinking of right now?
you :)

26. What should you be doing right now?
working on assignments :'D

27. What are you listening to?
We The Kings - Heaven Can Wait
Kerrang! TV! ♥

28. Who was the last person who gave you a hug?
either grace, elle, april or eliza. i hugged them all last night but i don't know who i hugged last

29. Who was the last person who yelled at you?
a 3 year old. i wouldn't let him type on my laptop so he shouted at me. "STOP BEING MEAN NEOMI! *pout*" :'D

30. Do you act differently around the person you like?
i don't know.

31. What is your natural hair color?
mousy brown

32. Who was the last person to make you laugh?
my mom. "EEEE FIRST ALL TIME LOW AND NOW LOSTPROPHETS!!!!" :'''D i feel so proud!

33. Who was the last person to make you sad?
grace. she was upset last night ):

34. What do you hear?
the tv.

35. Is your hair curly or straight?
straight

36. Has anyone ever called you "scrumptious" before?
pahahah no.

37. Do you have a best friend?
yes :3♥

38. Held hands with the opposite sex in the past 3 days?
no ;/

39. Do you use smiley faces on the computer?
yepp

40. Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
nopee.

41. Are you happy with life right now?
not really

42. Are you currently jealous?
not really

43. What jewelery are you currently wearing?
bracelets, necklace and earrings

44. What were you doing on friday night?
tonight? normally i would go out with some friends but i decided to just rest tonight.

45. Have you ever had your heart broken?
yepp ;/

46. Have you ever broken someone's heart?
yepp ;/

47. Is there anybody you're really disappointed in right now?
nopee

48. What was the last reason you went to the doctor for?
my jaw ;/ it was a waste of time as well. the doctor was useless. all she did was make the pain worse ¬_¬

49. How late did you stay up last night and why?
12am. i was falling asleep at my laptop :'D

50. Have you ever dated someone longer than a year?
nope ;/

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Put your iTunes on shuffle and make a list of the first 25 artists to see your different music taste.

1. Acceptance
2. Mayday Parade
3. You Me At Six
4. Secondhnd Serenade
5. Paramore
6. Dead By April
7. We Came As Romans
8. One Star Story
9. Paddock Park
10. Red
11. Tokio Hotel
12. Taylor Swift
13. Straylight Run
14. Fireflight
15. Black Eyed Peas
16. Lesley Roy
17. New Found Glory
18. The Mission District
19. LaFee
20. A Rocket To The Moon
21. Madina Lake
22. Skillet
23. We The Kings
24. Hey Monday
25. Falling Up

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omggggg! :''''''''D

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LAYER 1: ON THE OUTSIDE.
Name: Naomi Ellis
Date: june 26th
Current Location: derby
Hair Color: natural - mousy brown. currently - black
Righty/Lefty: righty

LAYER 2: ON THE INSIDE.
Your fear: manikins *don't even ask*, and mixed race people *not being racist. i'm in a traumatized state right now and my attacker was a mixed race person*
Your dream of the perfect date: hmm. not thought about that
Goals you’d like to achieve: i don't know? graduate from college, university, become a teacher/social worker and have a family? i actually haven't thought about it .___.

LAYER 3: YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW.
Your thoughts first waking up: ughhh. stupid alarm clock.
Your best physical feature: um. i don't know. eyes? .___.
Your bed time: week days; 11-12pm. weekends; any time.
Your most missed memory: august 2009. i need to meet up with goodman again soon!♥

LAYER 4: YOUR PICK.
Pepsi or Coke: i can't tell the difference, but probably coke
McDonald’s or Burger King: EW. NEITHER. :-X
Single or Group Dates: depends on the people
Adidas or Nike: nike
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither

LAYER 5: DO YOU.
Smoke: nope
Cuss: yer
Take showers: everyday
Have a crush: yep ;/
Like school: pah!
Believe in yourself: nope :)
Believe what goes around comes around: sometimes
Believe everything happens for a reason: sometimes
Think you’re a health freak: sorta

LAYER 6: IN THE PAST MONTH.
Gone to the mall: *town* i walk through it to get to and from college
Been on stage: nope
Eaten sushi: *up chuck* no thanks
Been hurt: wednesday just gone after college ;___;
Dyed your hair: yu-huh

LAYER 7: HAVE YOU EVER.
Played a stripping game: noooope
Kissed the same sex: on the cheek and forehead, yes
Gotten beaten up: wednesday just gone after college ;___;
Changed who you were to fit in: no way.

LAYER 8: GETTING OLD.
Age you’re hoping to be married by: by the time i'm 30. hopefully.
Number of kids you’re planning on having: i don't know. i'm only 16.

LAYER 9: IN A GIRL/GUY.
Best eye color: brown or blonde. it depends on the guy and their hair
hair color: brown or blonde
short or long hair: depends on the guy
Looks or personality: both.
Fun or serious: both please :)

LAYER 10: WHAT WERE YOU DOING.
1 MINUTE AGO: singing to Green Day with my dad 8-)
1 HOUR AGO: on tumblr
1 WEEK AGO: with Jenna, Georgia, Cat, Eliza, Grace, April, Louisa, Josh, James :)
1 YEAR AGO: how am i supposed to remember that far back? .___.

LAYER 11: FINISH THE SENTENCE.
I FEEL: like my jaw is being stabbed over and over
I HATE: that stupid bitch who has messed with my head :)
I HIDE: my true feelings
I NEED: to stop being so insecure .____.
I LOVE: music.

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She said that she wanted to get high. He took her to the tallest hill in town. She said that she wanted to stay up all night and drink. He gave her a 12 pack of caffeinated Pepsi and said “drink up.” She said that she wanted to shoot herself in the face. He gave her a water gun, put her finger on the trigger, aimed it at her face, and helped her pull the trigger. She said that she wanted to cut herself. He took a Polaroid of her, handed it to her along with scissors, and had her cut it up. She said that she wanted to see her blood. He took her to get her ears pierced. She said that she wanted to cry herself to sleep. He had her watch a sad, romantic movie before bed. She said that she wanted to be alone. He gave her a name tag that said “My name is: Alone.” She said that she wanted to have someone there to take care of her, always. He asked when he wasn’t.

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800th post! :3

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i'm watching Kerrang! TV and Weightless by All Time Low came on. my mom told me that she loves this band. we're gunna listen to them later on tonight :)

2010-05-28T17:52:00.001+01:00

:'D
A/N. if you don't get it, it's 'cz Tom took Viagra.

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if only this picture wasn't a photoshop n___n

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you me at six - fireworks ♥♥♥

2010-05-28T17:37:00.001+01:00

oomft n___n

2010-05-28T17:33:00.003+01:00

me: brb. dinner. got it right this time :D
jessy: LOL!
me: back. in the past two days, i've eaten 1 can of tomato soup all together
jessy: i eat like an overweight person
me: today, my mom cooked glamorgan sausages(vegetarian sausages), onion rings and potato stars. i could barely eat it for one, i can barely move my mouth and/or chew and two, i felt like i was gunna be sick at the sight of food D:
jessy: aww. well you'd be sick if you saw how many things i eat in one evening
me: lol. and you're so thin how...?
jessy: yesterday i had: currywurst, bratwurst, dumplings, three pieces of cake, half my dads chips from shop, crisps, chicken, sandwhich, sweets. ... brb dinner :P
me: LOLZ! :'D

:'D ohhhhh i found the timing of her dinner hilarious!

2010-05-28T16:46:00.000+01:00

omg :'D

2010-05-26T23:03:00.002+01:00

james: when we got into the police station, they made me a cup of coffee :D
me: yeah. in the ambulance, they asked me if i like hot drinks or squash and i said neither so they asked me what i drink if i don't drink any of them and i told them lucozade. they told me they don't have that
mom: well of course they wouldn't have that!
dad: you should've said fosters
james: or ginn.
me: vodka!
*laughter*

:'D

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(L)

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2010-05-26T21:43:00.012+01:00

some girl attacked me today. it all started with me saying to my friend "i don't like it when people breast feed in public places. it makes me feel uncomfortable," the girl had a go at me. she was all "you looking at me? wanna say it to my face?" well, one. i wasn't looking at her and two, i wasn't talking to her. but my anger issues got the best of me and i said "yes i'm looking at you. and i have anger issues so i'm not scared". she charged up to me, swung her fist and punched me in the jaw *queue crunch here*. then, she grabbed at my hair (pulling some out in the process) and smacked my head against a van 4 times. she was screaming at me, calling me a little bitch while i wa crying in pain and telling her to get off me. my friend tried to get her off me, but she kicked him in the knees. her friend (with the baby) pulled the girl away from me and started screaming in my face. she was all "don't ever talk like that to us again. i don't wanna see you around here again" well excuse me, but that's the way i walk to and from college. and on top of that, she didn't even care that i was crying, holding onto my jaw unable to talk and that there was blood pouring out of my mouth. jordan, bless him, pulled me into a hug when i was pulled away from them while i was screaming in pain. i couldn't speak for 5 minutes and the first thing i said was "i want jessy"; my best friend who lives in london ;___; i was hyperventilating for 15 minutes, shaking all over while still in tears and screaming. the ambulance came after 20 minutes to check me out and the police came 10 minutes later. i've had to give in a statement and they're gunna contact me tomorrow. the paramedics said that nothing is broken by the looks of it, but if it doesn't get better by tomorrow then i have to go to either my GP or straight to the hospital for an xray. they also told me that i'm going to be in a state of shock and traumatised for a few days.

i just want to say;
thank you to Laura, Lauren, Sherice, Danni, Amreeta, Jordan, Toni, Becky, Zoe, Sammi, Jemma, and Callum for being there for me when it happened. it means a lot(LLLL)

also, thanks to my brother for leaving his work desk in a mess so that he could get to the ambulance asap to see if i was okay :3 and also for accepting the fact that he might've had to cancel his driving lesson if i did have to go to hospital :3

and thank you to Jessy, Sophie, Lindsay, Grace, Georgia, Elle, Tom and Lynda for talking to me about it and making sure i'm okay :3

and also a thank you to the witness who phone into this civil city thing about it. it made it look like we weren't making it up. i'm also thankful that this person actually phoned in all together :3

i might be going to the hospital tomorrow for an xray on my jaw because the pain isn't easing at all and the swelling isn't going down but getting worse. my mom is going to have a look at the swelling in the morning though. i currently look like a puffed up football right now, and my lips look like i've spent loads of money on a botax. -_____-

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jessy: bill said hi tomi
me: tom looked away
jessy: now bill wants to know why hes ignoring him
me: he's not answering. it's probably his time of the month
jessy: oh LOLOLOL
me: he's being very emotional atm
jessy: awwh tom. want naomi to make it better?
me: and all my pads have gone missing
jessy: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
me: that's probs why he hasn't been very 'active'
jessy: :O really?
me: yepp
jessy: you've been starved
me: i won't be getting that punishment tonight ;]
jessy: bill is still very active ;) maybe tom just needs to be encouraged
me: maybe...

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my mom is now refusing to cook me meals, drive me to places (which my brother goes to as well but he still gets a lift) and has threathened to stop my allowance. why? because she pretty much told me she forgot about me and so i had a go at her for it.

me: *walks through front door*
mom: oh. you're here.
me: yes?
mom: i forgot to make you tea. i forgot you'd be coming home.
me: where else would i be going? ;s
mom: i don't know.
me: so you forgot about me basically?
mom: ...
me: gee thanks mom. thanks for forgetting about your daughter. bitch.
*queue argument*

¬_¬

2010-05-25T17:42:00.001+01:00

R.I.P Paul Gray.
legend from Slipknot.
♥

2010-05-24T22:07:00.001+01:00

Ich Liebe Dich.
Je'Taime.
Ti Amo.
Te Quierro.
Fi'n Caru Ti.
Seni Seviyorum.
I Love You.

2010-05-24T21:37:00.002+01:00

jessy: i'll give him cuddles later
me: ;)
jessy: ;o i'm a good girl! ;D
me: could've fooled me there

jessyyyyyyyyyyy. i actually love you. BESTFRIEND<33333 july shall be immense :3

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people ask me why i always wear thick eyeliner and loads of mascara and foundation as well as my hair down.
that there is the reason why
goodbye.

(A/N. that is me in the middle picture in the background. i was 2. jon on the left(8), james on the right(5) :'] )

2010-05-24T18:48:00.002+01:00

this week at work placement is multi-cultural week. my class are learning about africa. i was on the printing table where we did african printing. i was pretty much covered in white paint :'D and one of the child said to me "my mum and dad wanted indian and wales children so they made me with their mouths" O_o

i then sat outside and did a little bit of my assignment, and then i played badminton with the children my mom looks after. it was nice outside, and i'm now getting a tan 8)

i also found a new band. Acceptance. i love them :3

2010-05-24T12:55:00.000+01:00

Lunch time at work placement. Bored bored bored. It's so nice outside, but no. Stuck indoors for another 2 and a half hours, covered in glue -____-

As soon as I get home, I'm gunna go outside with my laptop and finish the Unit 2 assignment that's due in on wednesday. Sounds like a plan :D

2010-05-23T23:53:00.003+01:00

jessy: jokerr. i bet bill is like *facepalm* when tom flops are impressing the ladies
me: yeah. i can just see him leaning against a wall and he's all "yeah so i take viagra" and they're like "O.o pffft" and walk away.
jessy: LOOOOOOOOOL
me: omg :'D
jessy: so funny :L

***

me: anywho. i'm off to bed now. g'night my dear. sleep well. love you(L)
jessy: night. love you too. oh and don't think about viagra. keep toms tool down. for once ;]
me: LMAO!

oh i do love my jessy :'D

2010-05-23T23:48:00.002+01:00

i'm most definitely seeing Bowling For Soup in concert in October with my good friend Lauren. this should be sick xD

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i went to see Kick Ass with April, Grace, Eliza, Jenna, Cat, Emma, Nicole and a bunch of other people for April's birthday. it was actually hilarious. i was sat between Eliza and Grace and they were all "ewwwww. omg ewwwww. did you say that?! ewwww" and i was sat there pretty much wetting myself. i found it hilarious. the way that the people were killed. LOL. that sounds really sinister. i laugh at people being stabbed and shot. but watch it, and you'll see why i laughed. :'D

great night. which is guaranteed with that bunch. iloveyou!:)<3'

2010-05-23T16:34:00.001+01:00

hello Kira :D thank you for following me, darling (:

2010-05-23T16:32:00.003+01:00

i'm about to go out to my friend's 16th birthday. :)

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babe :'D